Cocksucker
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Cock Après Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman : dans Prête à Tout , Susan (Nicole Kidman) a choisi de partir en lune de miel en Floride pour assister à un congrès sur les mass media afin d'être remarquée pour rentrer à la télévision et devenir célèbre. Elle s'arrange pour se débarrasser temporairement de son mari et "sympathise" avec la star de la conférence qui lui paie un verre, entouré d'une poignée d'admirateurs et amis bien superficiels qui éclatent de rire à son moindre mot d'esprit. Homme : Anyway when I was at the network there was this gal [fille] from some station in the Midwest where she did the weather - the WEA - THER... So she comes up to New York in her best dress for success, blond hair held up in a French twist [chignon], an audition tape in her imitation leatherbrief case, along with a letter of introduction from her station manager that says "Please, give your most serious consideration to the bearer of this letter, Ms So and So, who is intelligent, who has some experience in broadcasting and more importantly who can suck your cock until your eyes pop out." And you know who that gal is ? [il se penche et lui murmure un nom à l'oreille. Elle devient fort étonnée] Susan : Is that true ? Homme : It's true and here comes the best part. About ten years ago, I'm on some TV conference, I ran into that station manager and I congratulated him on his ...writing skills and....HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT !!!! Susan : (plus naïve que jamais) Why doesn't he ? Homme : Because sweetheart, he didn't write the letter. Susan : Who did ? Homme : She did, she wrote it herself. Susan : Haaaaaaaaaa ! [style "j'viens de comprendre"] |
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