Passons du cock à l'âneCertes un âne se dit a donkey (symbole du
parti des démocrates en Amérique, opposé à l'éléphant
républicain) mais en argot, il existe le mot ass |
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Voici le copier-coller d'un message électronique fort à propos :
>>> >Hi, we all know those cute little
computer symbols called "emoticons,"
>>> >where :) means a smile and
:( is a frown. sometimes these are
>>> >represented by :-) and :-(
respectively. Well, how about some
>>> >"asscons?" Here goes:
>>> >
>>> >
(_!_) a regular ass
>>> >
>>> > (__!__)
a fat ass
>>> >
>>> >
(!) a tight ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_._) a flat ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_^_) a bubble ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_*_) a sore ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
>>> >
>>> >
{_!_} a swishy ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_o_) an ass that's been around
>>> >
>>> >
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
>>> >
>>> >
(_x_) kiss my ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_X_) leave my ass alone
>>> >
>>> >
(_zzz_) a tired ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_o^o_) a wise ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_13_) an unlucky ass
>>> >
>>> > (_e=mc2_)
a smart ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
>>> >
>>> >
(_?_) Dumb Ass
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo..
>>> >
. oo*"
"*o.oo*"
"*o.
>>> >
. o"
'o"
"o
>>> >
o
o
*o
>>> >
.o
o
'o
>>> >
o
o
o.
>>> >
o
o
o.
>>> >
o
o
o
>>> >
o
\o/
o
>>> >
o
--0--
o
>>> > o.
/o\
o
>>> > o
o
o
>>> >
"o
o
o
>>> >
o'"
o
oo
>>> >
oo
o
oo
>>> >
oo.
oo
oo
>>> >
'ooo.
.oo.
ooo
>>> >
"o ""oo,,
,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,,..oo" o
>>> >
o.
"""""" oo
"""""
.o
>>> >
'o
oo
o'
>>> >
*o
oo
o
>>> >
'o
o
o
>>> >
o
o
o
>>> >
o
o
o
>>> >
o
o
o
>>> >
o
o
o
>>> >
o
o
o
>>> >
o
o
o