What women want
Personnages : Nick Marshall (Mel Gibson),
Darcy McGuire (Helen Hunt), Dan Wanamaker (Alan Alda), Lola (Marisa Tomei)
STELLA (HER THOUGHTS): Oh, what the hell has he done now ? I hope he's not dead. NICK: No, I'm fine. I think. STELLA: Are you sure? NICK: No…yes. Hmm, cleaner pores, thicker hair. Very weird headache. Very weird, STELLA (HER THOUGHTS): Now I've got to clean up bras and home pregnancy tests ? The man doesn't pay me enough for the things I have to do. Oh, Jesus, he's wearing pantyhose ? Now he's a cross dresser ? NICK: I was just experimenting with a few products from work. All right ? STELLA: Did I say anything? NICK: Oh, God. It's eight O'clock already. STELLA (HER THOUGHTS): One day I'd like to sleep 'till eight O'clock. He'd fire my ass if I wasn't here to wake him. NICK: Woo ! Are we in a mood today. STELLA: Same as every other day. STELLA (HER THOUGHTS): "Honey, make me a little bagel with cream cheese. You know I can't think on an empty stomach." NICK: For your information, I'm not even hungry. STELLA: Who said you were?
Réplique anthologique : Honneur aux femmes puisque nombreuses sont celles qui se rappellent très amusées
de Flo, la pétulante employée afro-américaine qui appelle un taxi tous les matins pour Nick et qui s'exclame en pensées lorsqu'elle le rencontre
le matin du début des malheurs de Nick :
FLO: Let me get you a cab, sir. NICK: Sure. NICK: Thank you, Flo. FLO (HER THOUGHTS): You're welcome my little sweet ass. NICK: What did you say ? FLO: Me ? Nothing. NICK: You sure ? FLO: Yes, sir. NICK: You know what ? I think I'll walk today. I think I could use some fresh air. FLO: You have a great day, sir… FLO (HER THOUGHTS): with your fine ass looking like Shaft! I could just ride that puppy ! (= chiot, un chou au figuré) Et il s'enfuit en courant.